You were supposed to be watching the door

© everlark

This may make me sound like a bitch, but I’ve always wondered what it would feel like to steal someone else’s boyfriend. I bet it’s a pretty sick rush of power. 


witchpope:

1955 Ford Fairlane Victoria


Plot Twist 

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.


angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME

angry90slesbian:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TWITTER INTERACTION OF ALL TIME




dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible


falvie:

unfollovving:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THIS OH MY GOD

falvie:

unfollovving:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF THIS OH MY GOD


"When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god."

 
- Melanie Exler strengthenizer  (via mirroir)