My dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and I always thought that was kind of dumb, because I could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world. Not even by far and I always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.
And then one day I met the most beautiful woman in the world.
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
fr*icken snapchat i swear
what letter is bleeped out in fr*icken
Gabriel García Márquez