You were supposed to be watching the door

© everlark

You have a big following on both sides x


princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv


My dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and I always thought that was kind of dumb, because I could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world. Not even by far and I always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice. 

And then one day I met the most beautiful woman in the world.


illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead



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one-phandom-united:

australiansanta:

fr*icken snapchat i swear

what letter is bleeped out in fr*icken

one-phandom-united:

australiansanta:

fr*icken snapchat i swear

what letter is bleeped out in fr*icken


How do dick pics make u feel?

▲ Anonymous

sir-says-submit:

the-inspired-lesbian:

HAHAHAHA I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD! XD


unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*


"Recordar es fácil para quien tiene memoria, olvidar es difícil para quien tiene corazón."

 
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Gabriel García Márquez

notmyheart<3

(via not-my-heart)

tylrerposey:

OH YMG DO

tylrerposey:

OH YMG DO